February 2012
Evan: I measured my penis. It's below average.
Me: How big is it?
Evan: I'm not telling.
Me: What's average, six inches?
Evan: I thought it was five.
In my side project I’m going to paint my nails and yell haikus into the microphone and wear flannels.
nodoxa replied to your post: Debating whether to name my side project something…
verb the noun dude
Too post-hardcore.
Debating whether to name my side project something hipster in a foreign language, or a plural noun.
Fuck. Three speeches into class and the second was about how this guys friend died and the third was about how her dad died.
The Australian kid wore board shorts to class, it’s 36 degrees outside.
I've got troubled thoughts
and the self esteem to match
College makes you wonder how it is that you can have some friends that scored a 35 on the ACT and write with poor grammar and some friends who couldn’t even get into a four year university that have flawless spelling and grammar.
I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
“People aren’t going to like this yelling music.”
– Kyle “Nickelback” Fletcher
Who remembers “I Don’t Know What’s Happening” by Christ Orcutt?
"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a...
“One time I was swimming in the pool and I saw a weird looking pinecone so I...”
– Evan Hilton
“I’ll craft her a tampon out of redwood leaves.”
– Evan Hilton
I ate chipotle.
Me: are you going to eat orange chicken off of her?
Kyle: no but I might show her my wontons.
“Kyle, have I ever told you how defined your nipples are? Those are some 1080p...”
– Me
Be on the lookout for my new screamo project coming 2012.
Me: So Kyle says he has a date with a hot asian girl, do you think it's true?
Trevor: Yeah, I believe all of it except the hot asian part.
Every time I drink Dr. Pepper I think of double penetration because they are the same acronym, is anyone else cursed with this?
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I’m getting into Touché Amore and stuff, I used to hate these types of bands.
The denim jacket is one of my signature looks.
I’m starting one of those yelling bands.
It’s crazy how short term life in college is. No matter how much I like or dislike anyone that’s in my life right now, at the end of the semester the reset button gets pressed. Every boy I know leaves the school, I move to a new place, and I never see anyone that I’ve met this year again. It can be a good thing or a bad thing I guess, but there’s no avoiding it. It’s...
I remember one time during high school I was talking with a friend about what would happen to everyone after high school. She told me that eventually I would only talk to two or three people that I knew from high school regularly and I didn’t believe her. Pretty surprising that it turned out that way so quickly. I probably only talk to someone from my high school once or twice a week, and I...
After I got my speakers I suggested that Kyle buy some, what the fuck was I thinking?
nefariousarmoire replied to your post: FUCK OFF
damn, bro.
:(
FUCK OFF
what if kanye west was less ambitious
fireking:
silver digger
just one light
you can tell me something
strong
lost in the park
jesus sits
touch the ceiling
dirt from sierra leone
pretty good life
the lights flashed
power outage
walk away
n——s in paris, texas
What To Do When You Are Dead will always a top album for me. The reprise on that album is so good that it makes any other album that tries to do a reprise look like a joke.
I should become an alcoholic.
Got slaughtered in Super Smash, tonight is pretty horrible.
Super Smash tournament tonight
SEE ME
“I was about to say that all the girls I date are attractive… But they...”
– Kyle fletcher
kungfuwolfnigga replied to your post: Anyone want to buy a Mitt Romney t shirt for $15?
1.)He needs to hush. selling political propaganda shirts in class ain’t appropriate. 2.) Mitt Romney? this guy foreal? 3.) Even if Romney was an option, $15 bucks for a t shirt? has he lost his mind?
This is Utah, Mitt Romney or get the fuck out basically dude.