Who was it that told me about the girl they know that poops in the shower?
Jordan Davis
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I had a dream where I had a wet dream in the dream but I didn’t really have a wet dream.
- Logan “Inception” Baranowski
It’s not about how many boners you pop. It’s about how often you’re limp.
- E
What is a nose job? Oh gosh I can’t imagine what that one is.
- Evan “nj” Hilton
Logan: you ready for your cj?
Evan: a cup job?
I know this girl, her last name is Pussy. I think I have a good shot at her, I mean she could change her last name to Hilton. After all, no one wants to stay at Pussy Hotel.
- Evan Hilton
Where did you find goatse? On pintrist?
- Evan
- Evan: what's a strip club?
- Logan: it's a club where they strip.
- Evan: you just show up to the club naked?
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me; eleven condoms spermaciding.
- Evan
About Jordan Davis
Currently majoring in Political Science and minoring in Philosophy at BYU in Provo, UT. I play guitar in Playing in the Streets, a rock band from the SF East Bay, CA.
